October 05, 2013

What, do I now need to darken my teeth?

How do you know a customer who enters a store in scruffy jeans is actually worth £11.8bn? The answer according to what Nicole Mowbray reports in “Moment of tooth”, October 5, is “their teeth. People with good dentistry are also often the ones with healthy bank balances”.

What? Does this now mean I have to reduce some grades the white in my teeth in order to qualify like Oprah for some discounts and good economic advice?